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Hell O my Dear gumtree browser. Age: 27

Date posted: Friday 18th September

Location: essex

Hell O! my Dear gumtree browser... Thank's for stopping by... Well... If you've got this far I'm sure I am about to disappoint u, so first of all let me say 'oops' and Ho Hum,,,
About me: I am 27 years old... dependent on my retired old parents and I've apparently made life for them 'DIFFICULT', but whats the definition to that word? So what if I want to get drunk and fall to my death, Bashed up a guy who got more grades than me and end up in police station. So what if I've run up a bill, left my washing on the floor, or stole your bottle of whisky you wasn't going to drink... Without principles and morals our lives would be different, and I'd be an angel. Except Im not BUT I'm not doing to badly.

STOP! STOP! STOP! Don't run away... I was joking :0)
I guess I should firstly say Hello - Hi! :O) Thanks for stoping by,,, It is a bit complicated to define and express yourself.So uptill now what i have understood about myself... I am gonna share it with you a bit now... I am a strong believer of respect, peace, integrity, honesty, loyalty and freedom... I deeply believe in God ( Ocean of Conciousness sounds better) and absoluetly a believer in all religions... I love... Music... Dancing... Rain.... Smiles... Sunset... Children...Animals.

Well there are few bad things about me are moody... at times egoistic andstuborn... very rare but sometimes can be angry.. strong in my likes and dislikes and GOOD THINGS about ME!...

1) Very eager to please and amuse...
2) Fully House trained, Well versed in cooking and use of householdappliances(washing machine, hoover etc)...
3) Advanced pampering skills..
4) Works for nothing - just set the times and I'll be there to serve youand obey and Unexpectedly Available :o))

What you get with me is a devilish desire to have as much fun as possible,whenever possible, knows how to laugh in life, Easy going outlook on life andnever judge anybody before treating. I have very simple approach to
lifeeverything should be as simple as it possible. eating out, pubs, cinemas, travel& music. Also cosy nights in, in front of T. V with a good film, bottle ofwine & good company. - ( but cooking together in the middle of the nightsome crazy-veggie food would be great ! so everything depends on situation )

I know,,, no one is perfect in this world,,, nor can be even if u want to so the Lady i am looking for,,, Should be perfect for me and for whom i.

Originally i am from india...5'8 tall... Average body type.

I don't have any religious/racial or cultural preferences as long as there is a understanding...
SO if u r a Asian,Black,Brown,Buddhist,Caucasian,cristian,chinese,East,hindu,Indian,European,Hispanic,Indian,japanese,Middle Eastern,muslim,mixed,NativeAmerican,pakistani,Polish,sikh,spiritual,White,Other ) Did i miss any? :o) and in between age of 18 - 99 Then u can contact me... :0) lol

SO! If you are looking for a mate, someone to laugh or even just to have a drink with just, Do msg! jattinjeans@yahoo.co.uk ... Otherwise C'est la vie! Best of luck on ur search.

And thank you if you stayed until the end of this :0) Take care.