(Yes I know I spelt it wrong. Gumtree filters!)

I'm 44, 5'11", slim to average build and I'm fed up. I have a car and a nice home, a decent job and a great family but it's not enough.

I miss holding hands with someone special and having a giggle with someone who gets me. I miss holidays together and days out, quiet meals in and private jokes. I miss traipsing round the shops (again and again) and wiring plugs for someone. I miss long hairs in the hairbrush and short hairs in the bath and, God help me, I miss having to check whether I can do something.

But I'm a nature-ist and, no pun intended, I couldn't bare to settle down with someone who doesn't love it as much as me. So if you're fed up with being alone, much happier in the buff and looking for the perfect man look no further. Drop me a line and if the worst comes to the worst I'll help you look for him.

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