From the tall dark bearded city-gent

There was a lot more than words in that eye contact. I did see your engagement ring. But in case you are (as I suspect) having second thoughts, why not drop me a line? I am single and unattached, and we could start with coffee and steadily progress to whips, chains and tupperware in easy to manage stages.

I haven't got around to naming the children yet. I thought an Egyptian theme might be interesting. if it's a boy, Amenhotep, or Hetchupset if a girl.

What do you think?

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